How to be someone's 'bestfriend'

Done with Pharmacology and Pathology, still got two more written papers and 1 OSCE waiting, but I insist to feel like the exam is over. Definitely can't wait to go back to Malaysia this summer, I don't even know why.
...Ok I do know why, but saja nak buat2 tatau supaya tanak excited sgt (padahal dah rasa adrenaline surge ni), and for that reason, I'm planning to change my flight ticket to an earlier date. Some people are gonna hate me, I know, but I also know they will keep falling in love with me again (ceh tak leh blah ;p), so yeah, I've made up my mind, nak tukar tiket, nak nak!

and oh,
some people asked me,
how I boleh jadi bestfriends dgn orang2 dari pihak atasan, seperti encekkamis dan profdavidkerins (dean of med school).

Here's how;
1) suruh ayah anda telefon pihak Mara utk menyuarakan kebimbangan tentang isu rumah kena pecah, pasti anda akan mendapat surat cinta peribadi daripada pihak berkenaan
2) suruh lagi ayah jumpa dean of med school untuk menyuarakan isu yang sama 5 bulan selepas kejadian, dan anda tak perlu menunggu lama untuk mendapat surat cinta yg seterusnya daripada encik dean yang tak jemu2 menghantar email ajak dating walaupun sudah ditolak secara baik
3) dah penat suruh ayah, suruh mak pulak SMS encekkamis pada jam 12 tgh malam berkenaan elaun Mara

and by SURUH, I really mean just update perkembangan semasa tanpa meminta mereka melakukan apa2.

Kesannya, anda akan dikenang sampai bila2 oleh orang yg berkenaan, dan lebih menarik lagi, anda mungkin berjaya memasuki senarai 'blacklist' mereka. Mudah kan? Give it a try and see if it works.